"Is the-Is the perimeter secure? We're gonna have no googlies interrupting us during the game, are we? [laughs] I th-I think we're okay." |
— Stampy sarcastically and jokingly commenting on L for Leeeee x checking the area for hostile mobs prior to playing Milk Dash with Stampy. |
"Milk Dash" is the 161st episode of Stampy's Lovely World. In this episode, Stampy and L for Leeeee x add the final features to, and he then hosts a tournament of a mini-game to determine the employee of the month of the Crazy Cow Milk Bar.
Plot[]
A cake change of tradition & Duncan's girlfriend[]
Stampy opens the episode, introducing that he will only be joined by L for Leeeee x, of him enters into the bedroom via the right door rather than the traditional painting, leading him to restart his introduction sequence at a rapid pace to then introduce him in the traditional fashion, after which Stampy is given a cake by L for Leeeee x in accordance with request, deciding to eat the entirety of it at once, only to miss out one segment, which L for Leeeee x then eats himself. Visiting the Love Garden to give a shoutout to an entire family, specifically the "Shaytards", who are part of a YouTube channel, featuring him in most of their videos, most of them watching his videos and frequently mentioning him, thanking them for doing so, leaving a set of links in the description to some videos where he is featured, which he thought was cool, hoping they watch the present video and include it in a video of theirs too.
Visiting the doghouse, Stampy finds L for Leeeee present in the dog pool before Stampy even managed to take entry, being of surprise, admiring the apparent speed that he has. Stampy decides to take the "loving couple", in reference to Duncan & Mittens, characterising the former as the shy one in the corner, standing him, and deciding to take Mittens too, whom he refers to as his "girlfriend", adding that a benefit of Mittens is that her location is always known, being the Kitty Cat Condo, climbing up and entering to find her sitting down, thinking she was expecting company. Stampy decides to fish for Mittens from the balcony, only to realise he is completely lacking a fishing rod due to giving it to Amy Lee33 in the previous episode, to his concern, as she hasn't returned it yet either. Stampy then decides to jump off of the balcony, instructing her to copy him only to end up colliding with the fence gate instead. With this error, Stampy tells her to wait behind and then retries jumping into the water from the balcony, which he successfully does, Duncan and L for Leeeeee x following behind, telling Mittens to return to land due to her not being a fish.
Allowing the bartender to gather milk from the cow for the Crazy Cow Milk Bar[]
With his pets, Stampy informs his viewers of what he will intend to do in the present episode, hoping to finish the Crazy Cow Milk Bar, which he was intending to finish in the previous episode, unable to do so due to distractions, deciding against such happening in the present episode and working constantly instead. At the milk bar itself, Stampy shows the progress made, showing the full exterior by climbing onto the Toy Town Toy Shop, admiring the style of the Crazy Cow Milk Bar upon doing so as he looks down from above, more eager to show the interior, having left it in the same state as the previous episode besides shifting the eyes of the cow face model upwards by one, as well as redesigning the side areas. However, Stampy's main priority is to fix the area above the main bartender, which contains a cow, which he assures his viewers that he is happy to be in, intending to replace the ceiling above with fence gates so the cow can be milked from behind the counter in order to quickly serve fresh milk to the customers, needing to add the fence gates to accomplish this.
Stampy firstly adds dirt underneath where the fence gates are intended to be, since they can't be placed on air and should instead be placed on a full block, which the dirt serves as for temporary support. However, this requires him to enter into the room where the cow is without allowing it to escape, which he accomplishes, L for Leeeee x following behind, requiring Stampy to advise him to allow the cow to go away from the opening. Firstly, before crafting fence gates, Stampy allows L for Leeeee x to enter via alternative route, which successfully works, preventing the cow from escaping. Carefully positioning the fence gates in order for the cow not to fall down, Stampy explains the reason for them being added in that the cow can stand above them without falling through, and the player can access the cow to milk it. Stampy decides to arrange the gates facing sideways from the main compartment for the cow, as opposed to frontways, thinking it to appear more secure for the cow above.
Stampy sees L for Leeeeee x entertaining the cow by holding out wheat, which is then used to lure the cow over to the finished side so Stampy can position the fence gates. However, he ends up breaking one of the main floor blocks, requiring him to quickly block it up again, which he does, and then returns back to the top, commenting on the pile of blocks created in order to add the fence gates where the cow is. Eventually returning back inside, Stampy adds the fence gates where they aare intended, finishing off the fence gates, allowing him to fix the floor up, after which the area where the cow is needs to be filled so it only ends up on the gates in order for the cow to be in its intended position all of the time, which the two of them start to do using oak wood planks. Stampy remarks on the possible connotations of what he is doing, claiming that the cow loves to be milked. Getting stuck between the fence gates, Stampy decides to simply finish the wall off so that the two of them can simply fall back down by destroying the dirt holding up the fence gates, which he does successfully, leaving L for Leeeee x on the one that he is standing on to drag the cow forward, afterwards removing the pile of blocks next to the counter to fix it, finalising the mechanism for the cow, as he additionally decides what is finally done for the cow as conclusive, assuring himself that the cow will be happy where it is.
Final decorative additions to the Crazy Cow Milk Bar[]
After fixing the situation of the design of the cow's compartment, Stampy then decides to finish the main bartender's back area, crafting a brewing stand along with a set of glass bottles. Additionally, he decides to add a fridge in, crafting iron blocks and an iron door, of which the fridge will be absent of contents due to the milk being sourced only by the cow. Adding the fridge in with a conflicting manner, Stampy sees L for Leeeeee x adding some stools in front of the counter, and then ponders the feature in the single remaining space behind the counter, deciding to create bookshelves to represent bottles.
Upon leaving the milk bar, Stampy sees Duncan and Mittens together, wondering if they have been playing outside together the entire time. Visiting Melon Moments and due to his severe hunger, Stampy decides to announce a melon moment, gathering two melons from the fruit stand, deciding to have a break as he also gives L for Leeeeee x some melons in order to revive their hunger fully. Visiting Stampy's Hot Buns, Stampy decides to gather the sugar cane in order to craft paper to craft books to craft bookshelves for decorative purposes, then adding a set of seats and tables to complete the milk bar. On his way out of the farm behind Stampy's Hot Buns, holding a porkchop, Stampy sees Duncan begging him, at first deciding to comply and give him only for him to run away, determining him to be on a diet to impress Mittens.
Returning back inside of the milk bar, Stampy crafts a single bookshelf from the sugar cane, deciding it to be an acceptable amount to include in the back. The area complete, Stampy decides to create the extra counter stools, using pistons and redstone torches, inserting them so they extend upwards and create a feature representing barstools, a design option he has great admiration for. Afterwards, Stampy then adds final side windows spanning across the full set of stone bricks, crafting glass panes to fill in the holes. On his way to fill in the first one, Mittens mischievously sneaks out, leading Stampy to find him to be in a playful mood. Stampy then crafts a set of tables and chairs for both side windows in the style of the front seating areas, using birch wood stairs with signs and fences serving as poles, using stone to then craft into stone pressure plates for the tabletops, allowing him to create the seating areas on each side.
Milk Dash[]
Stampy deems that he now has a fully completed establishment, only requiring the final decision of the employee of the month, crating a mini-game just across from the Crazy Cow Milk Bar dubbed "Milk Dash", where players fill up their buckets with milk. This explanation is interrupted by L for Leeeee x attempting to kill a creeper distantly in the water, continuing his explanation in that the player has to use four buckets to milk the cow and then return back to set them down on item frames, explaining that players have to use one bucket to fill it up with milk and throw it onto the pressure plate to release a bucket from the dispenser, of which Mittens triggers all of the dispensers herself, which prompts him to sit both of his pets down due their mischievous behaviour throughout the episode, sitting Mittens down in the middle of the mini-game and then returning the empty buckets to the dispensers. Further explaining the mini-game, Stampy states that there are hurdles in the form of minecarts that allow players to skip across fences, using the stone slabs to jump back over to the initial position, and the first person to gather all four milk buckets is the winner. Calling L for Leeeee x over to the mini-game to play, while on mob patrol in the water, Stampy decides to start off the mini-game, telling him to enter into his side and avoiding stepping on the pressure plates, then giving a countdown. Before doing so, however, Stampy recalls the requirement of the starter buckets. Entering inside, Stampy states that he hasn't been the employee of the month of any of the present locations, giving him a motive to win, and then officially gives the countdown while readying L for Leeeee x.
Starting off the mini-game, Stampy rapidly gathers the first milk bucket from the cow, successfully gaining his second bucket and repeating the process twice. While returning to the dispensers to gather the fourth and final bucket, Stampy catches himself on the fence during the jump, causing him to be set back and allowing L for Leeeee x to move forward, afterwards failing to trigger the dispenser via the filled milk bucket, to Stampy's dismay, eventually allowing him to gather the final bucket. In a spontaneous whip of events, Stampy eventually gathers the final necessary milk buckets, and ends up placing in all four of them at once, slightly after L for Leeeee x managed to fill in the final milk bucket in his own item frame.
By the rules of the mini-game, Stampy deems him the employee of the month, thereby obligating him to work as the bartender due to him being a customer, telling him to prepare buckets, standing up his pets to join the two of them in the milk bar with L for Leeeee x serving. Seeing a zombie, Stampy decides to trap him inside of the mini-game, only for him to be able to escape anyway, requiring Stampy to kill it along with Duncan. Entering into the Crazy Cow Milk Bar with L for Leeeee x as bartender, Stampy sees L for Leeeee x in the cow skin, role-playing as a customer as "stal" continues to play in the background for ambience. Sarcastically, Stampy requests a glass of milk from the cow, which L for Leeeee x promptly does, and he is instructed by Stampy to bring it to the seating area by the window, at which point L for Leeeee x eventually gives him his milk bucket to drink. After drinking it by sips, Stampy admires its "freshness", and then announces the Crazy Cow Milk Bar completed. L for Leeeee x decides to then add a cake to the counter, which Stampy denounces due to theme, though he thinks to count it due to milk being an ingredient of cake. Stampy also checks on the cow above, asking how it's doing, deciding that it is.
Stampy then deems that he has run out of time, hoping his viewers enjoyed watching it as much as he had enjoyed creating the video, announcing that he will return back to Stampy's Funland to build a new mini-game, which he knows his viewers will love as he himself is excited to do so, thanking L for Leeeeee x for being a quality employee, then ending the episode with the line "Uh, big thank you to you for watching, and i will see you all later. Byeeeee!"
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- The Shaytards later uploaded a video where they watch the moment that they were added to the Love Garden. This video can be found here.