"As I said, the idea is it's gonna look very old-fashioned and traditional, but then, it's just gonna have a massive crazy cow face over the bar. And it's only gonna sell milk, there's gonna be no... there's gonna be no pub snacks, there's gonna be no other drinks. If you want milk, this is the place to go, if you want anything other than milk, uh, yeah, then maybe look elsewhere." |
— Stampy reiterating his idea for the Crazy Cow Milk Bar in that it will appear as a traditional pub on the exterior only, featuring a model of a cow's face on the interior. |
"Milk Bar" is the 159th episode of Stampy's Lovely World. In this episode, Stampy and L for Leeeee x start building a milk bar dubbed the "Crazy Cow Milk Bar".
Plot[]
Hey There Stampy & house progress[]
Stampy opens the episode, introducing L for Leeeee x who is in a Hit The Target skin aiming a bow and arrow directly at him, greatly surprising him and imagining the experience as a possibility in reality, telling him to not do it again. He also informs his viewer that iBallisticSquid and FinnBa11 are also running around his world in some unknown location, hoping to encounter them eventually, deciding to firstly eat his cake, though he only has exactly one part of it along with L for Leeeeee x due to the "Christmas fat" still being around them. Visiting the Love Garden, Stampy describes it as "a place of love" where, at the beginning of every episode, he looks at a sign to give them a shoutout, in this case doing so for "ThatOneGirl" for video of a song she had written covering "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's instead using "Hey There Stampy", him thinking it to be cool, including a ukulele, playing part of the song during the segment as he visits his doghouse. The lyrics heard during the segment are:
"...Funland with a giant Creeper Coaster
And a Rubik's cube
Made just for shearing sheep
With all the colours it's so neat, go and take a seat
Oh, your world's so lovely
Oh, your world's so lovely
Oh, your world's so lovely
Oh, your world's so lovely"
In the case of his viewers wanting to listen to the entirety of the song, Stampy has left a link to the video in the description, thanking her for sending it to him. At the doghouse, Stampy visits iBallisticSquid in his house, wondering if he can enter, eventually gaining attention when Stampy shouts to him. He decides to come inside to find him having made additions to his house, finding a sign reading "<-----3 = squid" leading downstairs, which he decides to follow down to find FinnBa11 working on his house, to his surprise, seeing him set up shelves, a wardrobe, and a sofa and television set, with iBallisticSquid's bedroom in the top area. Stampy decides that the two of them should build the house while he and L for Leeeee x build "something exciting and new" as he visits the Kitty Cat Condo to take Mittens, due to not doing so in the previous episode, finding Duncan sitting in one of the chairs inside, to Stampy's interest, wondering where Mittens herself is. Climbing up, he tries to call for Mittens in the bedroom, only to find her absent, to his confusion, only to find her just outside on the balcony behind, wondering if she was looking at the sunrise, then deciding Duncan and Mittens should join him and L for Leeeee x both.
Building the bottom row of the walls for the Crazy Cow Milk Bar[]
Climbing down the Kitty Cat Condo, Stampy explains that he is building a bar, styled as a traditional English pub, serving milk exclusively, which he considers himself and Mittens to enjoy visiting, calling it the "Crazy Cow", a name which will be later given context. In this case, left of Melon Moments, he will start to build the exterior of the milk bar, then building the interior in the next episode. Before starting to build, he firstly decides to set down a crafting table and a furnace as he has to smelt the gathering of cobblestone that he has to convert it into stone so it can then be crafted into stone bricks, then featuring spruce wood and white wool. Seeing L for Leeeeee x eagerly building the stone brick outline, Stampy decides to join in himself, the main section of the building being 16x11, which he considers "massive" at the least, though only compared to the various other buildings around the area, deciding it as "the biggest". Giving additional context, Stampy also explains that the bar will sell "fresh milk", in terms of there being a cow above the bartender that is directly extracted from for milk supply, which he notices sounds disgusting in context. Since it is intended to appear as a traditional English pub, Stampy decides to also add beams across the entire structure, starting with the corner, deciding on a design of three-block high stone bricks with a row of spruce wood on top, the white wool then on top of that, telling L for Leeeee x to fill in the layer of stone bricks for efficiency. He additionally plans for the roof to be made out of stone bricks, though with a slant made out of stairs to give the image of a traditional pub, which additionally masks the face of a cow looking in various directions, which represents the "Crazy Cow" image.
After replacing the remaining corner with spruce wood, Stampy then determines the location of the door, spacing out each section of stone bricks by four blocks to create a space in the middle for the doorway, which he adds a 3-block short entrance forward to so it remains away from the path by one block, then adding a row of spruce wood on the top of the entrance way to match the rest of the pattern, then filling in the ceiling with stone bricks as he runs out of the material immediately, proving his point about smelting his cobblestone in advance. Creating the doorway, Stampy condenses the height of the doors themselves down to two blocks with the interior hallway being three blocks tall into the interior, crafting some doors to add them to the front, which he finds Duncan eager to take entry into afterwards. Stampy decides to then add spruce wood in the front corners of the entrance, stating that he had previously thought to use what is currently spruce wood as black wool, considering against it due to design similarities to the sushi restaurant in Stampy's Funland. With the front pattern added, Stampy then copies the design on the first sides, deciding on three-block middle window, additionally stating the the pattern built on the first row is to be copied using white wool than stone bricks, halving the two materials to make the overall building appear as a traditional English pub as intended. Filling in the last spruce wood beam, Stampy decides he should check on iBallisticSquid afterwards to check on their progress.
Completing the second row of walls of the Crazy Cow Milk Bar & investigating iBallisticSquid's house[]
In order to reach the second row, Stampy crafts a set of ladders to reach the top, and then hears a zombie nearby, which turns out to be behind him, setting Duncan on it and successfully killing it, then finding Mittens sitting on the crafting table and watching the event, which Stampy responds to with speculation that he did so to impress her. Once at the top, Stampy starts to build up, intending to copy the pattern below on the top verbatim with the exception of white wool rather than stone bricks, and then when copying the bottom back, he sees L for Leeeee x having added the pattern of dividing each stone brick segment by two. He counts this up by specifically stating the spruce wood divisions as "spruce", finding himself taking every opportunity to say the term. Stampy had at first thought he was being weird, until he asked his viewers on if they liked it. Finishing the back wall on the top, Stampy finds himself building in a manner comparable to that of a quick build, seeing the amount that he has built with L for Leeeee x already, being halfway through and completing most of the building as it is. Stampy is then alerted by Duncan spontaneously running around on the structure, sitting him down, and then notices FinnBa11 attempting to assist via adding light blue wool against all reason.
Completing the main walls, he decides that FinnBa11 is upset with him for not checking out the progress on iBallisticSquid's house, and decides to do so on that account after dropping Duncan back down, adding to his quick build comparison due to himself & L for Leeee x and iBallisticSquid and FinnBa11 both building separate buildings together. On his way back into the doghouse to verify progress, Stampy notices a creeper underneath the Kitty Cat Condo, warning FinnBa11 of it and then killing it afterwards with precision of his bow and arrow, additionally seeing a trail of cakes leading inside of the doghouse, to his interest. Upon entry, Stampy finds there to be a blue wool floor added, along with a sign reading "Home Sweet Home" on the ceiling, additionally seeing the floor to the area just below include a checkered white wool and stone brick pattern, then looking out of the balcony at the back of the house again. Then entering the deepest floor, Stampy returns back up again, complimenting the additions made and finding it to be colourful.
Finishing the exterior of the Crazy Cow Milk Bar[]
Returning back to the Crazy Cow Milk Bar in its current state, Stampy then decides to kill a nearby skeleton, wondering if he should've slept and then deciding against as he feels relatively safe due to his defenses, additionally seeing a trail of cakes leading back on his way back, to his entertainment. Seeing L for Leeeee x already having started building the interior by stripping away the floor, Stampy finishes the basic exterior by lining the top with spruce wood, deciding to leave the roof to finish the top point due to how complicated it is so he can assist L for Leeeee x with the interior. Stampy repeats the basic idea of the milk bar in that it is intended to look like a traditional pub with a crazy cow face inside, and the milk bar will serve only milk. After lining the main building with spruce wood, Stampy adds an additional detail to the main entrance hallway, considering adding an arch, crafting stone brick stairs to create one as he sits down Duncan in Melon Moments upon watching him play around with Mittens.
Building the arch of the main entrance hallway, Stampy parallels stone brick stairs towards the path, and then fills in the between point with stone bricks, though temporarily running out, completing the arch by copying the parallel a level above and finalising it at a point. Afterwards, Stampy returns back down the ground to check the structure as it is, admiring the appearance, stating that he wants for buildings to look different from one another, a quota the milk bar fulfils.
Finishing the floor, adding a bartender stand & some seats for the Crazy Cow Milk Bar[]
Finishing the main entrance design as well as the walls, Stampy then enters inside to see a floor pattern of striped alternating oak-birch, which he verifies with L for Leeee x that he prefers over the initial spruce-oak pattern he had in mind. Confirming the current pattern, Stampy decides to craft wood in both types to finish off the last part of the floor, and then decides to start building the bartender element of the milk bar. Three blocks in on the interior, Stampy starts to position birch wood for the main bartender area with a 3-wide space inside, and then adds pillars to the corner points of the bartender to create the second floor containing the cow itself, deciding to call it a "cow hotel" than a "cow prison", which he will use brown and white wool to add a cow's face on top of, additionally including the eyes looking in random directions. Stampy then crafts a trapdoor to serve as the entry into the area behind, and then expresses his amazement over the progress made in the episode.
Starting to detail the interior area, Stampy sets up a stand on the back which will include brewing stands to serve as optics, as well as a chest for empty buckets, additionally stating the real difficulty being to add a cow into the main bartender area above in the next episode. Stampy then crafts birch wood stairs to serve as seats due to the "bartender" concept, and since it's a milk bar, he prefers a more pale palette. Nearby the windows created in the wider spaces on the front, Stampy sets down the first two seats, facing two sets of two seats into one another with a space of three and then copying the pattern on the opposite side, adding a seating area in the deep corners of the bartender in addition. Stampy then crafts a fence to serve as a table for the more miniature space, only for his attention to be brought to by one of his helpers attacking him, which he turns around to look at the reasoning for, finding that it's for a cake.
Seeing them play with a cake together, Stampy offers them to go to Stampy's Hot Buns instead, and then decides that they should play cake peekaboo together, with FinnBa11 accepting the offer, copying the idea with iBallisticSquid, only to see it doesn't work, and then decides to also play with L for Leeeeee x. Stampy offers Mittens, sitting on the chest inside of the milk bar, if she wants to play cake peekaboo as well, deciding immediately that she doesn't. Then he sets down the main table for the first miniature seating area to serve as the stand, then crafting a stone pressure plate to add on top, deeming the miniature section of chairs complete.
After, Stampy commends his helpers' progress, and then explain his plan for the next episode, intending to place a cow on to of the main bartender stall so that he can then finish the rest of the interior and complete the roof. Returning back to iBallisticSquid's house with Duncan left behind for reasons of safety, Stampy enters into his house in interest, entering inside to find him having added three ink sacs, as well as a kitchen containing sand and iron bars, finding a fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh ink sac on the lower floor. Investigating the wardrobes in addition, Stampy finds nothing of comment, and then comments that he likes the design choice of chests inside, and then visits the main bed area to see him having also added a double bed set, which Mittens then jumps onto, finding an eighth ink sac on the nearby wall in addition.
Stampy admires the room made in its finished state due to how long it took to build, and then deems that he has run out of time, only to be given a challenge to find all nine ink sacs around iBallisticSquid's house by iBallisticSquid himself via a sign reading "can u find all 9 ink sacks?", which he does easily, then stating that there will be a link in the description to the next episode, where the milk bar will then be completed, thanking his helpers for helping and entertaining him, and then ending the episode with the line "Uh, hopefully you all enjoyed it, and will join me in the next episode. But for now, I will see you all later. Byeeee!"
Features[]
Characters[]
Locations[]
- Stampy's Town
- Crazy Cow Milk Bar (debut)
Mentioned[]
Trivia[]
- The video containing the parody of "Hey There Delilah" entitled "Hey There Stampy" by ThatOneGirl has become unavailable on YouTube.