| "So basically, what the plan for this video is, is we're gonna have a mini tournament, uh, playing through some of the games that I've built in my Funland, just because, I spend so long building them, and then a very small amount playing them, and, uh, I didn't want to start building anything now because in my next video, my 100th episode special, uh, I have something special planned, so I didn't wanna... uh, have to have a gap for when I did that video" |
| — Stampy explaining the basic concept of the episode after the Love Garden sequence. |
"All Play And No Work" is the 99th episode of Stampy's Lovely World. In this episode, Stampy hosts a miniature tournament of all of the mini-games in Stampy's Funland up to June 2013 against L for Leeeee x, iBallisticSquid and Amy Lee33 to determine the new owner of the spare bedroom in Stampy's house.
Plot[]
A cat named Stampy & hungry, hungry helpers[]
Stampy opens the episode, introducing L for Leeeee x, who enters via the painting on the wall to give him a cake. Due to him not being hungry, however, Stampy offers the cake to L for Leeeeeee x, to which he eats part of it, thinking to eat the remainder once he has returned. Stampy also introduces iBallisticSquid and Amy Lee33, who he has no idea of the whereabouts of, and sarcastically, Henry, who is standing in one of the hallways. Stampy asks how he is, giving no response, and he simply continues with his day by telling him he will see him later. He sees Henry simply looking at him, and he thinks it to be a form of shock due to the fact that Stampy is acting strangely.
Stampy journeys over to his Love Garden as he states that he will have fun over at Stampy's Funland by playing a tournament, which he will give further context to later. At the doors to the Love Garden, Stampy is greeted by the sudden appearance of iBallisticSquid, surprising him, and he gives a shoutout to "Alicia Johnson", who had sent him a picture of a cat called "Stampy", who out of a batch of kittens was the only orange one, and named the cat after him, also sending the picture just as the cat opened its eyes. Stampy sees iBallisticSquid eating a melon and L for Leeeee x eating a porkchop in front of him, and he offers they eat the remaining cake in the bedroom if they are desperately hungry.
Stampy moves onto the rest of the episode with the plan to visit Stampy's Funland in that he will host a miniature tournament based on the mini-games built, as he spends a long time building and not enough time playing, and also didn't want to building anything as of now, since has a special plan for the next episode, which is notably his 100th episode, and didn't want a gap for when had built the mini-game. At the doghouse, Stampy picks Benton, characterising him as the one who sits by the food dispenser as a hungry dog who likes to sit under the porkchops. Proceedingly, iBallisticSquid holds himself directly underneath the dispenser, who he provides the porkchops for anyway, telling him to keep his dogs fed.
On his way to leave, Stampy sees Amy Lee33 having lagged out of he game, hoping to have her join in again to not miss out on the fun. In regards to the tournament, Stampy has a random selector system for the mini-games that he had given a name to, and the winner will receive a special prize of some form. Essentially, whoever wins the most gets the spare room that iBallisticSquid is living in, formerly owned by Crimson Azoth, and if he himself wins, he will give the room to Henry. After being blocked by iBallisticSquid on the minecart tracks a second time, Stampy scolds him as there isn't any time to play the mini-games altogether, what with him blocking the track with food, though he appreciates the return. Continuing to walk instead, Stampy explains the basic idea again, and that the only other room in his giant house is the one across from him, which Stampy deems a valuable prize for his helpers. Stampy wonders if he will get through at least four different mini-games, though things such as the golf course take a long time, so he thinks he may not get through them all.
The Crazy Random Fun Picker Mixer Upper & The Pretty Duck Fling[]
Arriving at Stampy's Funland, he explains that the rule to gauge points is that first place receives three points, second place receives two points, and third place receives one point, and those who come in last place will receive no points, meaning he will have a tally to document. By the path on the front, Stampy shows the random system as mentioned before, entitled the "Crazy Random Fun Picker Mixer Upper", which is a dispenser surrounded by purple and magenta wool. Pressing the button, the dispenser will release an item to decide the mini-game.
The first item released turns out to be a feather, representing The Pretty Duck Fling nearby. Stampy explains the rules in that the player gets a fishing rod, and with the ducks stored inside of the mini-game, players have to fling ducks to the opposite side, and it's a team game, meaning there is only first and second place. Seeing Amy Lee33 also having joined, Stampy gives her the fishing rod so she can join in with the mini-game as well. After equipping a fishing rod, Stampy tells iBallisticSquid and L for Leeeee x not to start without himself and Amy Lee33, as he needs to verify if there are two chickens on each side, which there are. Stampy decides to a team battle between himself and Amy, and iBallisticSquid and L for Leeeeee x. Firstly, he enables a timer using his phone, giving a minute's worth of time, additionally describing that whoever has the least chickens wins. Stampy starts the timer, and checks for everyone's position, trying to direct an absent Amy Lee33 over to the game. Stampy wonders where she is, jumping down to check whether or not she went inside, and then returns back up to find her present, deducing that she had traveled up onto the mini-game as he dropped down to find her. Stampy establishes both sides for the two teams, and then gives a countdown from three to start the game.
Once started, Stampy comes close to throwing a chicken over to the opposite side immediately, and also sees one of the chickens hiding in the corner due to the lack of fences. Stampy sees Amy Lee33 throw the chicken back with more elegance than he did, admiring it, though not managing to get it to the other side as there are still two chickens. Stampy tries to fling one himself, instructing Amy Lee33 to hook onto the chicken, move back, and then fling it. Suddenly, Stampy sees that the opposite team as got a chicken onto his team's side, telling her to get the chickens across. However, they end up not getting any across in return, with Stampy starting to wonder why he is failing as he did well at the game the last time he played it. Stampy advises to throw them when the chickens are further back, and then notices that the opposite team has one on his team's side too. At this point, Stampy desperately encourages Amy Lee33 to fling them, and he ends up throwing one over to the opposite team. With eight seconds left, Stampy sees the opposing team throw a chicken across to them, and L for Leeeee x ends up lagging out, which he takes advantage of, though he knows it isn't fair on him.
The timer stops, just as Stampy accidentally throws a chicken outside of the game by accident, and he goes to check the number of chickens on each side. On his team's side, Stampy counts three with none on the opposing team's side, as well as counting in the one that had escaped. Stampy wonders if he can return the one that escaped back inside of the game, and upon his failure, he simply accepts that it had escaped. With L for Leeeee x also having returned back, Stampy assures him that it doesn't matter he lagged out as he won the game anyway, meaning he and iBallisticSquid received three points while himself and Amy Lee33 received two points, which he considers a bad start. Stampy decides to move onto the next mini-game with his Crazy Random Fun Mixer Picker Upper, telling everyone to stand back to prevent picking up the item released. The item turns out to be a porkchop.
The Road Hog mishap & Crystal Rapids[]
The porkchop indicates Road Hog, which Stampy finds to be entertained by. He decides to reunite the team from before known as the "Prized Porkers", which consisted of himself and L for Leeeee x. Though unsure, Stampy finds that he does in fact want to reunite again, and they journey over to Road Hog, deeming the opposite team as the "Sea Creatures". Stampy notes that the game was built only recently, and will only have one play on it. Stampy tells L for Leeeee x to go underground, as well as requesting one of the people on the blue side to do the same and copy L for Leeeee x. Amy Lee33 decides to take the pig, and iBallisticSquid defaults to being the second teammate. Stampy instructs him to hold the wheat once underground, and expresses that he is aware that iBallisticSquid has played before and should know what in particular he is doing, telling Amy Lee33 to also go to the red side and sit on the pig. Stampy then sits on his pig, and reminds his viewers of when the mini-game was built, though he shouldn't have to due to it being built recently. Stampy explains the basic rule in that one pig should reach the opposite side to pick up two levers and return to place them down, with himself and L for Leeeee x are currently undefeated, and "Hog Wheels", consisting of Amy Lee33 and rosie833, have lost, though iBallisticSquid hasn't played it in a video before.
Stampy sets the game off, though not before realising that gamertags are disabled and enabling them again to see everyone's location, and he explains the reason why that he and his helpers played Hunger Games prior to the video. Stampy then sees Amy Lee33 distantly, having left the general premises of the mini-game, much to his confusion, wondering why she isn't playing. He eventually finds that the pig on the red side is missing, and he wonders if it's in the maze that the game is set in, or has escaped. Due to this, the game is defunct, and he concludes the pig has escaped, wondering where any other saddles could be. With this, Stampy concludes that the game is unplayable, though there is a spare pig outside. In spite of this, without any saddles, the pig can't be ridden. Finding none, Stampy decides his helpers should sleep while he picks a mini-game to play upon resetting day. Stampy expresses disappointment, as he simply wanted the Prized Porkers to reunite, and then gives the next mini-game via the boat item, revealing it to be the boat-racing mini-game, Crystal Rapids. Due to having lagged out before, Stampy tells him to wait before joining back in again to allow everyone else to sleep in the shelter. Once inside and on the top floor, Stampy expresses excitement as it's all vs. all without any teams, and the first person to exceed across the finish line wins within one lap.
After resetting to day, Stampy tells L for Leeeee x he can return, and that everyone is ready for another day of mini-games. Stampy says that he knew that he wouldn't get through many of the mini-game, as he has only done one with his helpers 12 minutes into the video, though he still had iBallisticSquid piling up on the minecart track at the start of the video. On his way over to Crystal Rapids, Stampy assures his helpers that the game is simple in that the only rule is to get in a boat and sail around and past the finish line in that someone's boat breaking means they have to walk through the water, while also still being able to block off opponents' boats, though they aren't allowed to intentionally punch people. Stampy instructs his helpers to set down their boat and get into it, telling Benton he can be with him during the game, and that upon pulling the starting lever, everyone will set off. Stampy sees L for Leeeee x already having set off, telling him to return back, which he does by shoving himself right in front of Stampy.
Upon stating, both his own and L for Leeeee x's boats break, with himself falling straight through the floor. The other opponents have already set off long before, and due to Stampy's stated rule, he has to stay with it, though Stampy gives responsibility to L for Leeeee x due to him placing his boat directly on top of his. Stampy also reassures his helpers that first place isn't the only necessary due to second and third giving points as well. On his way around the one lap, Stampy sees Amy Lee33 having been caught on the corner, and then notes how he is behind everyone else due to his falling through the floor, meaning he will reach last place, though he knows L for Leeeee x will have a chance to catch up, additionally stating iBallisticSquid may have won. Stampy wonders about Amy Lee33's boat, and he sees that it is still moving. Due the circumstances, Stampy notes that him walking through the water doesn't count as a proper race, but concerning his rule, he must follow it anyway, though the boat broke immediately as the game started. Seeing iBallisticSquid at the front already, Stampy lays out that iBallisticSquid came in first place, Amy Lee33 came in second place, L for Leeeee x came in third place, and he himself came in last place, meaning that iBallisticSquid has three points, Amy Lee33 has two points, L for Leeeee x has one point, and Stampy himself has no points.
Leaving the mini-game, Stampy decides to choose the next mini-game, thinking he may have a comeback as he only has two points, pointing out the irony that he is doing the worst progress out of every single person in the video and is the same one that built all of the mini-games featured inside of the episode. Stampy states that he wants to play the dunking booth as he believes he will have the most experience out of everyone else playing it. Stampy offers L for Leeeee x presses the button for the random generation system, and a snowball is released, indicating the golf course.
The final hole on the Crazy Golf Course[]
Stampy decides not to play on all of the holes due to the length of time it takes, thinking to do the final hole together, and then tells everyone to take a snowball or slime from the chest. Once at the mini-game, Stampy tells L for Leeeee x to take the first shot, wondering the amount of throws he can succeed at the hole in, predicting some draws involved. Stampy sees L for Leeeee x accidentally throwing it into the water stream returning to the beginning of the hole, telling him to throw it from where the water drops it. With it being one throw counted, Stampy checks the par and is reminded that it's 5, meaning he has more opportunities. Additionally, Stampy sits Benton down to prevent him from interfering. On the second throw, the ball ends up getting caught on the edge, nearly dropping into the stream, which Stampy calls him "lucky" for. At two throws, Stampy thinks him to be doing well as most people catch it in the water for a longer period than L for Leeeee x. On the next throw, the ball ends up caught on the cake in front of the model of is face. Stampy reminds his viewers that the hole is called "Hungry Stampy", saying that the ball has to be thrown through his mouth, leading to the actual hole inside. L for Leeeee x ends up throwing the ball inside of the model eventually, and takes his final throw. Stampy counts up the number of throws as five throws maximum, giving clarity to his actions and recounting as six throws. Stampy assures the count to be acceptable since he is seeing him attack the leaf blocks surrounding the golf course, and then moves onto iBallisticSquid.
Onto iBallisticSquid's turn, Stampy tells iBallisticSquid that he has to beat the count, though he sees him having made contact with the golf course itself, excusing it anyway. Stampy sees the result of throw he made, calling it a good throw and thinking him to have a good chance, possibly winning in three to four throws. The ball then lands directly in front of the mouth of the model, Stampy predicting he may get it in three throws. Eventually, he does indeed manage to get the ball in the hole with three throws, surprising Stampy.
Now onto Amy Lee33's turn, she apologises for making her follow behind iBallisticSquid, thinking what he does due to the throw being impressive to him. He advises her not to throw the ball too far, and upon the first throw, he considers her a competition for iBallisticSquid due to the success rate of the shot. Stampy advises her to copy what iBallisticSquid did. She manages to throw it in the model of his head, but does not manage to also drop it into the hole inside, meaning she has to win within four throws to position her between iBallisticSquid and L for Leeeeee x. She successfully throws it in, and Stampy charts up the scores, counting the throws that the rest of his helpers, now meaning it's his turn.
On his own turn, Stampy states that he shouldn't throw the ball too far. On the first throw, Stampy catches the ball on the very edge by the stream, now needing only to throw it to the cake in front of his mouth. Though he ends up doing this, the ball instead returns back to behind the cake, colliding with it and annoying Stampy. He proceeds to throw it once more, intending for a joint second place with Amy Lee33 with four throws. Stampy ends up throwing it in front of the mouth instead, and then throws it into the hole successfully. Stampy counts the scores up, with iBallisticSquid gaining three more points, AmyLee 33 and himself getting two points, and L for Leeeee x getting one point again. He points out how iBallisticSquid is succeeding at all of the mini-games, noting that he doesn't want anyone to take the bedroom, additionally saying that the episode will be of a bigger length than normal due to him having fun. Stampy gives iBallisticSquid permission to use the Crazy Random Fun Picker Mixer Upper, and he releases it to reveal it to be a piece of glass, representing Crystal Waters, which is his boat dodgems mini-game in the style of king of the hill.
Crystal Waters[]
On his way over to the mini-game, Stampy sees L for Leeeee x having joined back in again, noting the connection issues, hoping they don't ruin the tournament excessively. He instructs his helpers to travel up to the level above the boat-racing mini-game, and is unsure of how many people have seen the mini-game. Due to this, Stampy describes the basic rule in that people stay in the middle while knocking other people out of it, which is normally done with a lives system that he will revoke in this case. He instructs his helpers to climb atop one of the towers on the mini-game, him using the yellow one, and and to obtain a boat and place it on the lower level below the tower's front, sit down in it to slide to the edge, and then press the button nearby to enter the water. Stampy proceeds to invite L for Leeeee x in again, hoping for him to join in the mini-game. However, it turns out that he has completely gone offline on Xbox Live, meaning it will be between himself, iBallisticSquid and Amy Lee33. Stampy gives a countdown from three, seeing everyone enter as well, instructing them to enter the raised area in the middle and that once they have left, they are out of the game, meaning they should stay ware of other people.
Once in said middle, Stampy thinks he shouldn't be passive about other people and knock everyone else out. Stampy recalls iBallisticSquid as the winner of the mini-game in usual manner, considering him his rival and wondering if he is able to knock him out of the middle. Suddenly, Amy Lee33 comes charging in, nearly falling out. iBallisticSquid is nearly knocked by Amy Lee33, and he ends up nearly knocking him out of the middle too. Eventually, Stampy is knocked by Amy Lee33, meaning that the game is now her up against iBallisticSquid. Stampy sees the thematic irony in how a mermaid and a squid are playing in a water-based game, and then considers inviting L for Leeeee x back into the game, but wants to watch the Crystal Waters tournament. Stampy watches Amy Lee33 get knocked by iBallisticSquid and nearly fall off, leading him to return the attack, and he urges one of them to knock the other out. Eventually, Amy Leee33 wins the game, meaning that Amy Lee33 will exceed past everyone else eventually. In regards to the scores of the mini-game, Amy Leee33 receives three points, iBallisticSquid receives two points, Stampy himself receives one point, and L for Leeeee x receives no points. Stampy decides he should get through every game due to his enjoyment, and then checks if he can invite L for Leeeeee x back into the game again, finding him online again and deciding to sleep so he can join in again with the mini-games after. Recalling the mini-games, Stampy counts that he only has two more mini-games to play, only having Shear Fun or the dunking booth remaining. While journeying to the shelter again, Stampy tells L for Leeeeee x that he had to miss a round on Crystal Waters, meaning that he lost points on the round, though he still has a chance, mostly due to Stampy himself being at the bottom. Stampy also tells iBallisticSquid that he will sleep in his own bed due to him stealing Stampy's the previous time. After deciding to play "chirp" in the jukebox, Stampy is met by the sight of L for Leeeeee x stealing his bed instead, annoying him, and then leading to a situation where he manages to sleep in it just as iBallisticSquid tries to do the same.
Shear Fun[]
After resetting to day, Stampy says that he is having fun, and that he builds all of the mini-games that he does and never plays them after the first time, and likes that he is having fun while he can during the video. Being blocked by the ladder space, Stampy tells his helpers out of iBallisticSquid and Amy Lee33 to travel down firstly. They eventually return back down, and he goes to the randomiser to decide the next mini-game, giving Amy Lee33 permission to press the button to choose. The dispenser releases a piece of blue wool, indicating the Shear Fun mini-game, which Stampy loves as he is yet to lose on it, pointing out that the mini-game is represented by a giant Rubik's cube. He describes the rules that players have to dye sheep their team colour, and then shear them, until obtaining enough to create a tower to win. Stampy tells everyone to pick colour, only to decide for them, telling iBallisticSquid to be on the blue team, himself to be on the yellow team, L for Leeeee x to be on the green team, and Amy Lee33 to go on the red team. Stampy tells everyone to stand on the pressure plates to receive their supplies via standing on the pressure plate to give them five pieces of dye and a set of shears, though the dispenser are occasionally volatile and fire them out spontaneously. Stampy tells his helpers to check if they have five dye, also taking note of the fact that L for Leeeeee x apparently dropped most of his green dye on the floor, and then tells them to enter their base. Once inside, he checks if the mini-game has indeed been reset since the last time, which it has been, and then resets manually, and then starts the mini-game. He informs his helpers that they have to start once the middle block of their base has risen up, including shearing sheep, thinking iBallisticSquid to have already done so, which he hasn't. Stampy tells everyone to prepare, saying that it is his chance to catch up with everyone else and that the mini-game is his specialty. Stampy urges the middle block to extend in desperation, disliking the tension that occurs every time.
The block then raises, setting off the round, leading Stampy to dash straight to the top of the middle platform and dye four sheep yellow and shear them, gaining nine pieces of wool already, and then returns back to his base to gather wool from his personal sheep to gain 12 wool immediately, allowing him to nerdpole up to the button at the top to play the winner's tune that was added to the mini-game. Seeing his total experience, Stampy tells his viewers and helpers simultaneously that he became serious when playing the mini-game, wanting to win the tournament for Henry. Stampy lists the score as three points for himself, and only that due to there not being a system of first to third place for the mini-game. Stampy thinks that this has given him a good chance to win, though he hasn't counted the overall scores yet.
Dunking Booth & the overall winner[]
Now onto the final mini-game, Stampy has to play the dunking booth with his helpers, confirming it as such with the fish item. Stampy's decided method for the points is through the amount of arrows shot per person, choosing the least amount of shots. Stampy decides to be the one to get dunked first, telling L for Leeeee x to start shooting first, clarifying that it doesn't matter who is dunked. Stampy tells L for Leeeee x not to shoot until he can see him at the top of the mini-game, and then tells everyone from below to count each shot. Stampy shoots the first three arrows, missing all of them, then shooting to four, still failing. By the ninth after rapid fire, Stampy is finally dunked, Stampy tells another to sit in the minecart, using a melon as a target for the next round. Stampy checks if someone is in the minecart, only to find it has mysteriously disappeared. He wonders if L for Leeeee x took the minecart, or if he has decided to dunk himself. Suddenly, the minecart is returned with iBallisticSquid inside of it, though he doesn't notice it, and he eventually sees L for Leeeee x distantly, digging himself underground in shame by the Creeper Coaster.
Stampy eventually notices iBallisticSquid in the minecart, and tells Amy Lee33 to go to the top of the dunking tower. Stampy permits iBallisticSquid to shoot in current time, as the only matter is the number of shots, and he starts shooting. After 20 shots, iBallisticSquid eventually gives up and leaves the game. Stampy tells Amy Lee33 to stay at the top of the tower, and then equips the tools necessary for the mini-game, and then sits in the minecart, warning an L for Leeeeee x in front of him to stay behind of him instead, due to him being bad at shooting. Contradictory to this, however, Stampy ends up winning in two shots, much to his surprise, dunking Amy Lee33 and making an offhand remark about her being a mermaid. He admires his two-shot streak, and then tells Amy Lee33 that she has to win in one shot, and that if she shoots in less than nine, she beats L for Leeeeee x, and if less than 20, then she beats iBallisticSquid. Next to dunk ends up being L for Leeeee x and iBallisticSquid together due to the former's shameful display of ability, and he searches for Amy Lee33's whereabouts. He ends up finding her nowhere, and wonders where people hide.
Due to being the final round, Amy Lee33's turn serves as a decider for the winner. After some time, he eventually finds her having been trapped in the fish bowl, eventually drowning, confusing Stampy as she is a mermaid. Stampy checks underneath the hole that players are supposed to exit from to find that it isn't blocked and is actually still open, and he finds that she actually failed to locate it. Despite drowning, Amy Lee33 can continue doing the mini-game, and he gives her the necessary tools such as a bow and arrow to be able to play. Stampy states that she should shoot within one, and if not that then less than nine, giving her a collection of arrows to use to shoot. The items end up stopping the minecart accidentally, and he sets it off again, allowing her to shoot authentically. After seven shots, Amy Lee33 manages to win the dunking booth, beating L for Leeee x, tallying up the score as three points for Stampy himself, two points for Amy Lee33, one point for L for Leeeeee x, and no points for iBallisticSquid.
The scores charted, Stampy counts that L for Leeeee x managed to get six overall point, Amy Lee33 managed to get 12 overall points, iBallisticSquid managed to get 11 points, and Stampy getting 11 only, meaning that Amy Lee33 wins the tournament by one point from iBallisticSquid and Stampy, and she wins the spare bedroom across from Stampy's bedroom, apologising to Henry in the distance. Due to the scathingly close points, Stampy calls the tournament "a close game", which he can't believe, though L for Leeeee x had lagged out during a game anyway. Regardless, it was fun for him, but not so much for iBallisticSquid due to them deciding to kill his avatar underground via flint and steel. Stampy congratulates Amy Lee33, giving her a collection of melons, and then announces the end of the video, hoping his viewers didn't mind the extra length, then seeing iBallisticSquid having spawned on top of the roof of the shelter. Behind him, Stampy is attacked by L for Leeeee x, who is them consecutively killed by Benton, and he then ends the episode with the line "So thank you, everybody, for watching, and I will see you all later. Byeeee!"
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Mentioned[]
- Crimson Azoth
- rosie833 (alluded to)
Trivia[]
- This is the final double-digit episode count of Stampy's Lovely World.
- Being Stampy's first random Stampy's Funland mini-game and ride exploration style of episode, this episode features the least buildings in the Funland out of the collection, only containing seven, or six if removing Road Hog, which could not be played.
- This is Stampy's 11th most popular video on the channel, with over 28 million views.
- This is one of few instances where gamertags are turned on for a thumbnail.
- The title is a reference to the common proverb, "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".